MTA= one stop shopping

did you know that on your daily commute on the MTA you can get everything u need:

• from candy to save a kid off the street (or to send him & his basketball team to guam)
• to a new and improved metrocard holder (what is new and improved about a piece of plastic..)
• from bootleg prawn from a skeevy dude (yeah icky icky)
• to a musical serenade by a mariachi band (i will NOT mention anything about the authentic mexican-ness and their working permit/green card status)
  
• to 'saved' your soul by the train car preacher all between 125 & 86th street.

nyc is great