Saturday, March 08, 2014

Psst...Hey baby what's your #??

So. What's your #??
No, not your cell phone #- but your number number.
You know the number of folks you have had coitus with.
Well??
Think about it.
 I'll wait.
(insert Jeopardy music)
Some of y'all have to think back. Think long and hard (woah).
Some of y'all may need to pull out a a pen and paper, a calculator, an abacus, and graphing paper to get to that #.
Go ahead. OK. Everyone have that #?
Cool.
Next thought...
who likes blow jobs?
(or who doesn't???...I digress)
Assignment- of that number you calculated ladies (and gents) how many of them have requested a BJ? how many have you given a BJ to?
Voluntarily? <--- technically they all should be voluntarily or at least agreed upon....
Now who doesn't like a blow job. I mean,
How many men do you know don't like blow jobs?
That many, huh? Well, what if you like them (giving) and he don't like receiving, do you just suck it up and don't? (No pun intended) or do you just do what you like in hopes you can convert him... or what if not at all and there is no sucking involved???
Sigh...
So many questions- but this leads me to what are folks doing/ not doing in the realms of satisfying relationships.
Sexually satisfying relationships to be more specific.
Are folks willing to go outside the box (maybe all 50 shades of gray outside MY box) to satisfy the desires of their mate?  What are your limits? Hard? Soft? Limits? (who limits....again digressing)
Like what if the dude or chick you are with satisfies at least 70% of your needs (whatever and however kinky they may be...or not for the folks who ain't about that life) what does one do to get that 40% [YES I know my math is off but I would just like to say that some women give more than 100%...that's all ]- or is that just left on the table untouched?
Does one go they life with 'OK enough' sex?
[What does OK enough sex even look/ feel like??]
Considering you have a comparison to compare the sexual nature of your relationship to-
what if you are with the 40% dude?
Must we search for at least a passing grade??

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