i mean imagine trying to get little Timmy to finish his cereal in the morning...Mother: "Timmy, hurry up we are late, have you finished eating your baby seals?"
Timmy: "aw mom, i didn't want to eat the baby seal, I wanted to eat the meekrats this morning"
Mother (increasingly agitated):" well, the seals were on sale, just hurry up and finish so we can get going"
Timmy: "I don't want to, your ruining my childhood"
Mother (furious): "Just eat the f*ckin animal, they all taste the same"
Somehow i have lost my appetite, but crack myself up...
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