Ok so I must write about this cause I find this to be just so effin funny... So I went to Mexican restaurant on a random evening with 2 good friends of mine because we were celebrating a special occasion and other people were meeting us there. Well one of the people who show up is a long time friend of theirs (male) who apparently went to school with them. We all chill at the bar talking about life, basketball and whatever else - he is average looking dude, has a job & seemed like a funny dude and apparently he (Z) is feeling me.
How do I know this (cause you are not one to just assume these things) well we all laughing the bar and a Latin American dude one seat over is like hey pretty, enjoying your drink? (To me!) so I am flirting cause why the hell not (this dude could have been my Spanish father but it is fun) but ( tell me if I am crazy) dude (Z) is leaning on the bar, both arms covering the bar as I am sitting there, so it basically looks like he is hugging me WEIRD. being posessive and trying to block the old dude. how rude.
I am like yo, why you all up on meHe was like oh you smell really good
I am like trust me I still smell good if you a good 2 feet away LOL
Then he is chatting with the friends like what’s up with your girl. Friend #1 is like you have no idea He is like hook me up
She is like you aren’t ready
He is like but I am a good man... Friend #2 is like I have only known her for a little while and you are a man that is for sure but you may not be good enough for her
But apparently he is not letting a little challenger get in his way, right? (But he was funny)
And He says he can get me to marry him in 6 months
7 cause I am being difficult
Now here is the best part (cause I figure I will just spare you the mundane details and just put this all out there)
he is currently in a 10 yr relationship with an older woman (like 40+) and treats her like shit because he can talking about maybe I need to rescue him
OH WHAT THE FUCK?! How does that make you more appealing?Now me, remember when I said that sometimes I feel like the first man that comes along and shows me any type of interest I may give a chance to for fear of being alone? And I been asking God for someone to be honest with me and attracted to me etc etcWell God got jokes…because trust and believe alone is GOODI asked him (Z) why he could possibly want to marry me in 6-7 months
He said cause I am pretty, very sexy and he wants to bite meI took 2 steps back and was like NOT OK Hannibal… it was comedy all night…and he did end up getting close enough to kind of try to bite me cause when saying good night he was like what no handshake? I was like oh sure, no problem and then he pulled me in mad quick and nipped at my chin
I was like you so lucky friend #1 & #2 know you cause you are about to get cut here but I was laughing cause it was truly ridiculous...he got me with the handshake
but for all the chatness that was going on he stated every issue like he is not social, does not want to hang out with my friends or family only concerned about our ebb and flow he won’t cook, wants to live in BK- and I was like wow you would make SOMEONE a great guy (oozing sarcasm)He asked why not you
I said plainly cause remember our earlier conversation about standards (there was a convo about standards) well I know where mine are not intending anything against you but I know myself and what I am willing to accept
He was like ooh so you need someone that has a great relationship with their mother... i responded (dont know how you got there buddy) but i need someone that has relationships in good standing period (with God/ humans/friends/ and families) i also said if i am so fly then why he would not want to hang out with me & my fly friends (cause like attracts like..) he was like cause i would be jealous of the attention you give them and not meI was like I see (Uh oh, sounding possessive)
And you know there is compromise and there is outright foolery but all thru this in my head was everyone telling me 'your standards too high"/ I expect too much from dudes, my list of requirements is too much etc
But you see what happens when I lower the bar?I am not gonna disrespect him like that cause I don’t know him and I equate him to faux bro #1 (as in on paper looks wrong) but I know faux bro #1 and yeah he is a good guy who could be soo much better (not for me or my friends for that matter but there is a lid for every pot, no?)
And after all this—no he didn’t ask for the digits.
One of my male friends is like ooh this guy got charisma.
Thanks buddy…for your charisma.
At any event, it is all good cause really I do enjoy someone saying i am sexy. Hey why not!
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