Grace: Ma'am
Sent at 4:11 PM on Monday
Grace: Good day
Sent at 4:11 PM on Monday
me: heyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Grace: lol
me: how you doing?
Grace: how are you?
Im here.
In these streets
me: i was just reading your status' (plural)
dying at my desk
Grace: LOL
LMAO
me: trying not to get fired
Grace: which one?
me: the one w the tiddies
smh smh smh sm h
Grace: LMAOOO
because
I was like. we're soft as WHAT now?
me: i could onky imagine your face
hahahaha
welp
this dude this weekend
smh
he outted himself
Grace: who?
me: talking about he like men to give him a BJ
Grace: wait
me: this dude i was talking to
Grace: whhhoooooooooo
nooooooooooo
noooooooooooooo
me: YESSSSSSSSSS
Grace: where did you FIND him>>>
????
me: i damn near CUT
him
Grace: Lorddddd.noooo cries in downlow teas
tears*
me: SERIOUSKY
Grace: Did he not think that was a problem??
me: HE SAID WHATS THE BIG DEAL
i was like
SIR/ MA'AM
i specifically asked you if you liked peen
or anything like that
Grace: Sir/ma'am... LMAOOO
i
died
me: i almost cut him
and politely left the dinner
Grace: Why did you ask him that?
Did you have an idea?
me: legit-- nope
Grace: hhhmmm
me: and i have a good gaydar
Grace: wow
me: basically a gay couple came in
obviously gay
and he was like eww ill omh
i was like whats the deal i mean to each his own
he was like it should be kept inside
tho they suck a great dick
i was like oh...oh.... oh you know from experience? i was joking...
he was like yeah (*NOT JOKING)
i felt myself blink MAD SLOW like for reals?
been talking to him for 3 months
smh smh
Sent at 4:22 PM on Monday
Grace: Sorry. phones
hold on
OH
MY
GOD
What did you saayyyyyyyy???
Lord
me: i was like oh.. OK.
then took a long drink
and was like-- no no not ok----
Grace: NO! not at all
me: i said i specifically asked you if you was homo (sorry for the non PC words here) i specifically asked you if you liked men
he (46 by the way)
was like i aint ever f*ed no dude if that is what you asking
Grace: OMGGGG
nooooooo
me: then i asked if a dude ever f*ed him-- he was like HIGHY OFFENDED
like get the f outta here
Grace: nah, breh
me: then i asked have you been in jail
Grace: You aint got no right to be
me: i didnt ask that question before
he said nope
sooo i said but it is perfectly OK for a dude to suck your __
Grace: so you never been to jail
me: he was like look
Grace: BUT
me: its just a BJ
its no big deal
Grace: you're letting dudes but their mouths on your peen?
no
no
no
o
no
no
no
no
SON!
me: EXACTLY
i
had
Grace: Where they do that at??
me: nooooo
more words
i was like ok
dis tew much
Grace: Ahreed
me: i said thanks C (charles is his name)
i'll be outta here in a few
Grace: wow
me: i finished my drink and was out
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Grace: WOOOOOOOWWWWW
I cannott.
Has he tried to contact you?
me: mind you -- we kissed
Grace: ughhhhhh
me: never sexed
Grace: ok good
me: EXACTLY
i was like OMG
yes
he been texting and left a few voicemails
i textged him back like you dont see nothing wrong with that
he was like it was in college
i was like i do not care if it was yesterday
does time matter
Grace: wow
I am disturbed
lol
Sent at 4:31 PM on Monday
me: you
he is still trying to debate me about being 'moral' and judgmental
Grace: wow
me: (this stems from a prior convo on why i would not have sex with him after like 2 months)
Grace: no, sir. you need to address your true label and flourish in it
you're bi
and that's ok
but not for me
me: no judgement but we legit saw eachother a total of 3 times--- no thank you
EXACLTY
and that is OK for you
not for I
but he is saying it was one time
i was like ok
and
sooooo
that was my 'fall back" weeken
Grace: yikkkkeessssss
No Sir
Sent at 4:37 PM on Monday
Grace: I'm sorry that happened
Sent at 4:39 PM on Monday
me: thanks Grace
it is just another thing...
or one thing after another
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