So as I was on the #4 train going uptown to the BX I learned about a whole bunch of secrets. Like the dude who was a 40 year old white male who is currently having an affair with this 34 year old woman who is different and exciting in bed than his wife who just had their 2nd kid.
He was talking to his buddy- who was feeling some sort of way about being 40 and "boring" vs 40 and "dangerous". He recently took his 19yr old nephew and friends to a Boston Red Sox baseball game where they were the seemingly only Yankee fans & the 40-yr old bore was proud of getting ejected from that game. He stated "I was {}this close to getting arrested"'ooooh bad ass. Meanwhile the adulterer was stating his sis in law works for the FBI as well as her hubby. BadAss says I met her- Katie/ Caroline/ Kelly something like that. Adulterer says, her name is now Constance and that is the 3rd time she legally changes her name in accordance with her job. BadAss also took this moment to remark on her hubby who was considered dumpy looking with beer belly and comb-over. Adulterer was like I know this is the type they looking for- all unassuming and shit (unlike himself who is supposedly a catch-- riiight)... Like this is the conversation they should be having on the train coupled with the fact homeboy (A.Dick) still had his employee wall street name badge still pinned to his pants. Even I with my less than Sherlock skills could probably put 2+2 together and figure out who he married who just had a baby, who he fluckin since they work together (shame), and who his bro in law/ sis in law is and completely blow their Alias...
Alas I use my powers for good rather than evil but suffice to say you never know who's listening to your public private conversations or your private public conversations...
sent from iPhone
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