coffee thought...

As an avid coffee drinker I often ponder life over my divine cup of java.

Random thoughts like :

If I am entering your store/ coffee shop in clear and desperate need of the narcotic (caffeine) and you proceed to do the following things:

1. try to make small talk
2. try to crack a joke
3. try NOT to do your job to the utmost ability OR
4. MESS UP MY ORDER

Then prepare for my scathing look of evil upon you while I try to remain in control of my limbs and desperately attempt not to wrap them around your throat and choke the utter nonsense out of you.

that's all...