So

So

On this commute today

 this woman 

just comes on the train 

and stands right under me. 

Literally. 

After she ran her ass into the train,

 damn near pushing folks out the way

to get a position that 

she ain't realize that she was right under the air conditioning unit.

And her arse is cold

and so she decides to move 

literally right under me 

 Yet my ass is supposed to be mashed up this whole ride. 

Somehow I think not.

and i have not had my coffee...